Pray tell, what will Jessica Ennis advertise next?

Dear Metro Editor

Go on. Surprise me.

One day I hope to open up your newspaper and not be confronted by yet another advert of Jessica Ennis plugging the latest product that she has been hired to advertise.

Seriously, how much does she know about personal finance and pensions?

I will admit though, she does have great hair. So, maybe buying boring ole Pantene might be worth it.

Stick to running shoes, Ms Ennis. At least with that you know what you’re talking about

 

Regards,

FN

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